The Bachlorette: Bridgeport Ep. 1

                                  First night at the house.......

Dax:  So I was like, yo you gotta let me be on the show, this girl is hot as f*ck.
Jack:  Umm, okay.
Dax:  So whats up with you man, what's your story?
Jack:  Nothing much.  Just here for love like everybody else I guess.
Dax:  Yeah, sure dude.  Where's the bar.  I need a drink bro.
Freddy:  I think we've met before, you in a band?
Dax:  Yeah man but you know how it is.  I told my agent to stop bookin so many gigs cuz I need a break in sh*t.  
Jack: O.......O  We should go in and meet the others.

Jose:  So your a brain surgeon?  That's impressive.
Oliver:  Yeah, actually I graduated top of my class and from there I went straight into Med school.  I've only been practicing a couple of years.
Jose:  No shit?

"Jose seems okay, as for the rest, I'm not impressed by any stretch of the imagination.  I was hoping to have some kind of competition to crush but from what I can see there is none.  I'm smarter, sexier, and better looking than any of those other guys.  This should be a walk in the park!"

Nick:  Like your pants.
Jack:  Hahah.  I was just gonna say the same.
Dax:  Lame
Nick:.......

Freddy:  Rack em up bro.
Nick:  I got you.  What's up with that Dax guy anyway?
Freddy:  Oh him.  He's pretty cool.  We met before when he was touring with a local band.
Nick:  Oh yeah.  Well he kinda seems like a douchebag.
Freddy:  Hahha.  You just got to get to know him man.  What's up with Justin Beiber over there.  Can't handle his alcohol.
Nick:  Come on, leave the poor guy alone.

    "So I passed out.  Big deal.  The company sucked!"

Dax:  WAKE UP!!! Hahahhahhah!  The parties just getting started bro!  Your lame....
Nick:  Leave him alone.  Go be stupid somewhere else.
Dax:  That's funny because I could have sworn I was talking to Justin, not you!  You'll do well to mind your own business.  I'm not the one.....

Freddy:  RARWWW!!
Dax:  The f*ck!
Nick: Hahahha!  Stupid.

Dax:  Man F*ck you!  Hey check this out bro.  This one's for you.  Sit and spin a**hole!  Oh but you'd probably like that wouldn't you.
Freddy: (snickers)

Nick:  You want to say that to my f*cking face?  Huh, tough guy!
Dax:  I....Said.....F*CK....YOU...
Freddy:  Okay guys, let's cool off.  Nobody wants to go home on the first night!

"So everyone I've met is unimpressive, if not a douchebag.  That guy Dax is especially on my sh*t list.  I know his type; "I'm a musician, I'm misunderstood, blah, blah, blah"  It's like shut the f*ck up and get a job already. All I know is that I'm here for HER.  I don't really care why the other guys are here.  I'm already getting sick of this sausage fest!"

Kelly:  Hello Boys!
Guys:  Hey!
Kelly:  I hope you've all had a chance to meet each other and check out the competition. If not, then you might want to do that because for the guy sitting next to you will either win, or lose the bachlorette's heart.
Lewis:  That's me right here.
Dax:  Yeah, I agree you will probably lose.

Kelly:  Tommorrow you guys will start your first challenge so don't get too comfortable because you never know when you will be going home.  Okay guys, time to find your rooms.  You might want to hurry and claim your beds!  Bye, bye.

(Guys laughs)

"Okay so the host is hot.  Like REAL hot.  I know I'm not the only one who noticed either.  That Nick guy looked starstruck.  Hahaha.  What a f*cking light weight.  Apparently, that dude hasnt' been laid much.  So let me see...to sum it all up... Freddy's cool as shit, Nicks a fat a**hole, Jack seriously needs to  lay off the bleach, Justin, or whatever the hell is name is, is just stupid and the others I haven't really met yet but they look lame too.  I even saw one of them sagging.  Haha!  Who sags anymore!"

To Be Continued.................